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Techmarine Alpha

Greetings, Initiate! I am Techmarine Alpha of the Adeptus Astartes đź‘‹

Entrusted by the Chapter with sacred research into Warhammer 40k lore, miniatures, and machine-blessed vid-games, I share my findings here with loyal warriors and enthusiasts brave enough to explore our glorious hobby. For the Emperor!

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Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40K Show Should Start With the Scouring

Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40K Show Should Start With the Scouring

Henry Cavill's Amazon Warhammer 40K show has been stuck in development for years, and the messy post-Heresy Scouring is how it should start.

The New Ork Warboss: Sixteen Builds, Because No Boss Should Look Like the Last One

The New Ork Warboss: Sixteen Builds, Because No Boss Should Look Like the Last One

Codex: Orks leads 11th edition with a new Warboss kit that builds sixteen different bosses. That modularity is the most lore-accurate thing on the sprue.

The T'au Empire Turned 25, and Its Origin Story Still Doesn't Add Up

The T'au Empire Turned 25, and Its Origin Story Still Doesn't Add Up

The T'au got their first codex 25 years ago, and their in-universe origin still doesn't add up. Six thousand years from firemaking to battlesuits, unexplained.

Dawn of War 4 Pits the Adeptus Mechanicus Against the Necrons, the Machines They Secretly Wish They Were

Dawn of War 4 Pits the Adeptus Mechanicus Against the Necrons, the Machines They Secretly Wish They Were

Dawn of War 4's new battle report puts the Necrons against the Adeptus Mechanicus, and the way each side plays is the whole lore in miniature.

The Carcharodons: The Space Sharks Guard an Imperium That Can't Say Where They Came From

The Carcharodons: The Space Sharks Guard an Imperium That Can't Say Where They Came From

Nobody in the Imperium knows where the Carcharodons came from, and their loyal Space Sharks are somehow scarier for it.

Chaos Terminators: Thirty Years of Models, and Every Suit Is a Hand-Me-Down

Chaos Terminators: Thirty Years of Models, and Every Suit Is a Hand-Me-Down

The 4th edition codex says you get Terminator armour by killing whoever's wearing it. Thirty years of kits, and a supply that never grew.